I need a cult? No, you need a cult!
This is a cross post from my other side , where I do most of my writing. But then I realized… what goes better together than music and cults? Peanut butter and jelly? America, we have a situation. We are at a turning point, and it looks like this. I need a cult, and you need a cult leader. Like every proper cult, please allow me to convince you why – with spurious facts and promises I’ll never deliver on. Why do I need a cult? Because in sixth grade I overheard a school counselor tell the principal he had a messiah complex. I was sitting with the Dalai Lama on the beach in Barthelona sharing tapas and Trump came on the TV at the bar. I says to the Lama “Man, is that a messiah complex, or what?”. He says to me “Gunga. Gunga Galunga ”. It was then I knew I was chosen. Why do you need a cult (leader)? Jesus, just look at yourself! You really going to go out looking like that? Is this all you have done with your life? What if I can promise you eternal life, eternal salv
