Aerosmith needs a singer!
So, you may have heard that Aerosmith needs a singer. Steven Tyler is out of a year because of: hip surgery, drug addiction, or his solo career. All of these are reasons he has given why he needs a year off. The rest of the band is not remotely tickled about this. See, apparently Steven decided not to tell his band any of this. Nope. He released all this info through press releases. Classy, huh? Imagine if your company had fired you. Even better, they haven't told you yet. Instead, they just sent a press release to the AP announcing you had been let go.
So, the band is right to be pissed. They are auditioning new lead singers just to be petty. So, I thought we should help them out. Needed: out of work, drug addled singers. Woo boy, there are plenty of them. How about:
- Steven Page (Barenaked Ladies)
- Trey Anastasio (Phish)
- Dickey Betts (Allman Brothers)
- Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots)
- Pete Doherty (Babyshambles)
- Amy Winehouse
- Liam Gallager (Oasis)
- Scott Stapp (Creed)
- David Lee Roth * clean and sober, but still an douche!
the point being, the world is your oyster if you seek a lead singer at this time.
in closing, maybe that isn't Steven Tyler up there, but dude is no less creepy or over surgered than Tyler.