Has Maynard Found God?
Not likely, you tool. On April Fools Day, Kabir's legenday Tool site released their annual April Fools Joke. He has been doing this for several years, beginning with the bus crash rumour of about 1996. I have been following his site because it is the definitive Tool site, even Maynard defers to it.
Well, this year Kabir said he got a personal e mail from Maynard proclaiming he has found god. Classic Toolshed, and not remotely believable. Maynard has more disdain for organized religion than even me. In fact, on the Aenima tour... Maynard did several shows dressed as an evangelical preacher. The band is very spiritual, but very un-religious.
So no one thought much of Kabir's annual prank. However, I checked my e mail today and found that VH1 has proclaimed Maynard has found God. They state that the future of Tool and Perfect Circle is in question. Anyhow, I will stake my name on the fact that Maynard has not discovered god. However, knowing Maynard... he could carry this out for months. It was probably even his idea.