What’s your worst mondegreen?
I am not talking just mishearing a lyric in an innocuous way... I am talking about samsara through juice fires!
edit December 2016 - I thought of another one driving in today. In Metallica's song 'Ride the Lightning' about the electric chair. Specifically, the narrative is told by one in that chair. In the very first verse, he cries
Guilty as charged But damn it, it ain't right. There's someone else controlling methat middle part, that ain't what I heard. What I heard was 'the Damadadian rights'. Knowing the drummer is dutch, and wrote most of the lyrics, I figured it was a European anti torture statute. I thought maybe you can't electrocute bad guys because of their Damadadian Rights. Keep in mind, this is speed metal. Singer Hetfield isn't exactly slowing down to carefully articulate. I never had the words, because my cassette was taped off of Derek's cassette... and the internet certainly didn't exist.
"Damn it, it ain't right!" Yeah, that makes more sense. It's a shame, in retrospect, that the singer was unaware of his Damadadian rights. Then, he wouldn't be so panicked. the more you know!
Jan 2022
Ok, above I mentioned ‘juicy fire’ from U2’s ‘in the name of
love’. This was a BIG song, and the song
that literally put them on the map. We
now know Bono was saying ‘one man come, he a justifier, one man to overcome’. He a justifier? Sorry, that lyric is no better than ‘juicy
fire’. BUT WAIT. This story takes a very dark turn. I was discussing this with my pal whom we’ll
call ‘Jamie’. Since that is his
name. He confessed the lyric her heard
was ‘one man come, he set Jews on fire’.
Perhaps you are amused, or disgusted. Me, I am super amused. “Jamie” is going to hell. That is, assuming Lawrence Taylor doesn’t kick
his ass, first.
I sure hope he knows his Damadadian rights!
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